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Day 58 in the Big Brother house
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It’s day 58 in the Big Brother house. Read on to find out what the Housemates have been getting up to and share your thoughts on tonight’s highlights show.


Housemates living in the White Room are playing for a pass to the final but it’s not an easy ride, as Luke S, Conor and Sara must wear only white clothes and only eat white food. Big Brother announces that the White Room corridor is open for the next fifteen minutes for the three housemates to shower. Sara screams when she finds out that the shower is cold, ‘This is torture!’

In the main house bedroom, Becky moans to Ashleigh from her bed, ‘I don’t see the point in getting up. Driving me mad, I’m losing the plot!’

Sara is struggling in the White Room. ‘My body is the colour of someone who has been in Spain for 20 years and my face is like a newborn baby’s…do they really think I can walk around like this?’ The boys laugh. Sara rings Big Brother on the room’s telephone, ‘I can’t walk about like this all day, can I get some make up? I want to leave the room. I can’t shower; my hair is a mess, no nail files for me to file my nails. I can’t stay here.’

Becky goes to the diary room. ‘I feel like sh*t. I think I’ve gone mad! I don’t know what’s up with me. I just want to walk.’ She goes onto say that she misses her three housemates that are in the White Room. Becky starts to get upset, ‘I’ve just gone.’


This week, housemates failed their shopping task so have an economy shopping budget of £180. Luke A and Adam get to work on the shopping list. Ashleigh asks them, ‘Where are my cigarettes?’ Luke A points to where he’s written them on the shopping list which pleases her.

Deana looks on, ‘Unbelievable. After she has made us eat cr*p for a week, I’ve put on weight.’ Luke A reminds her that it was Caroline who sabotaged last week’s shopping list. Adam pipes up, ‘But she knew about it, she was in cahoots with Caroline.’ Deana moans, ‘I’ve never eaten so much chocolate in my life!’

Adam and Deana start to bicker about her suggesting sabotaging this week’s shopping task. ‘You are doing the same as Caroline.’ The beauty queen concludes, ‘We will just have to agree to disagree.’ Adam says that’s fine.


Sara is listing her favourite white things for Big Brother.

In the garden, Becky tells Ashleigh she is a bit chavvy, but Ashleigh is adamant she isn’t, saying that Lauren was the one who was really chavvy.


It is all getting a bit too much for housemates in the White Room. Conor is rocking back and fourth on a chair, and Sara looks deflated in bed.

In the bedroom, Becky is giving Scott a new haircut. ‘You have made it really patchy! Oh my god! Why have you done that? It looks like a sheared sheep!’ Becky and Ashleigh both say they like his new look.


In the White Room, housemates are setting each other dares. Sara announces, ‘The first person who drops the rolled up sock ball has to do a dare!’ They start throwing the ball to each other. Sara is the first to drop the ball and is dared to down some milk, ‘I can’t drink milk!’ The model attempts and succeeds and they go back to their game.

In the living area, Ashleigh admits, ‘I think Prince Harry is hot.’ Scott agrees. She continues, ‘He has such a rugby player body!’ Scott says that Prince William is very clean cut and too sophisticated. Ashleigh disagrees.

Back in the White Room, it’s Conor’s turn to do a dare. Sara dares him, ‘Brush your teeth with shower gel then gargle with milk!’ He does so. She shouts, ‘Oh yuck!’

Ashleigh declares, ‘I cried when William and Kate got married, thought it was the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen in my life!’ Becky asks Scott about the Queen’s bedroom. Scott reveals, ‘She sleeps separately from the Prince, they have their separate rooms.’ A puzzled Becky asks, ‘Are you joking me, how about sex?!” The trio laugh. ‘You can have sex until you’re dead!’

Adam butts in, ‘Are you talking about the Queen having sex?!’ Becky replies, ‘No, she doesn’t stay in the same bedroom as her husband.’ Scott says that lots of people don’t sleep in the same room as their partners.


Big Brother gathers the housemates in the living area were they are set to play a game of musical charades. Each housemate will perform a dance which will be played, minus the music, into the White Room. Sara, Conor and Luke S have to guess what song they are dancing to, if they get four or more correct they will be rewarded, if not they will be punished.

First to dance is Adam. He is dances to LMFAO ‘Sexy and I Know It’ and the trio guess correctly. Ashleigh is up next, she jumps up and down to House of Pain, ‘Jump Around’. The White Room housemates guess correctly again, and they high five each other!

Becky puts all her energy into Beyonce ‘Crazy in Love’. Sara shrieks, ‘That’s what Beyonce does!’ The White Room guess right. Deana is up next, she performs to Britney Spear ‘Womaniser’. She indicates shaving her head and the trio guess that it’s Britney Spears but call out the wrong song. Luke A hits the dance floor and dances to Girls Aloud ‘Love Machine’. They trio guess incorrectly. Conor shouts, ‘What the f**k?’

With three right and two wrong answers, the game hangs in the balance for the White Room. It’s all down to Scott’s performance of Kylie ‘I Can’t Get You Out of my Head’. Conor yells, ‘Come on Scott! Ah Scott, he’s not doing anything.’ Scott struggles and gives up, ‘I’m bored now, I’m going to sit down now.’ Sara thinks it’s a Kylie Minogue song but doesn’t know what it’s called. They give the wrong title and told they are wrong. The three housemates are annoyed and fail the task; they will receive their punishment later.


Sara is feeling the strain. ‘I can’t sit in here, I want to go home. It’s the lack of freedom. There’s no sunshine, no darkness…argh!’
The shopping is delivered to the house. The housemates cheer and rush to see their goods. Luke A says, ‘Please be right!’ Becky tells the lads it’s ‘brill’ and they are all our happy.

Big Brother rings through to the White Room to talk to Sara. The teary model moans, ‘I don’t want to stay here, I want to go out.’ She hangs up the phone and goes to cry to the bathroom. Big Brother calls again to speak to her, Luke S and Conor persuades her to speak to Big Brother again. ‘I’m stuck in a room, nothing to do. I have dirty hair.’ Big Brother tells her she shouldn’t worry about simple things like hair and that she’s in a hard environment. Sara then feels calmer and thanks them. She starts to laugh and the boys hug her.


Big Brother gathers the housemates on the sofas to watch the White Room make their first important decision. Luke S, Conor and Sara are given one minute to decide between them who will press their red button and leave the room immediately. Sara admits, ‘I don’t want to stay but I want to get into the final. Honestly guys, it’s fine.’ They all agree that Sara is to leave.

Luke S looks visibly upset, Scott remarks, ‘Let’s not pretend to be devastated, that’s ridiculous! I can’t watch.’

Sara is eliminated from the White Room and looses her opportunity to win a pass to the final. Upon departure, she wishes the two boys good luck.

The model is overjoyed when she returns to the house and her housemates welcome her back with open arms! She announces, ‘I want to get to the final, I’ve had an amazing time, what’s meant to be will be!’


In the White Room, Luke S and Conor are being punished for failing their musical charades task. They must chop enough onions to fill a container up to the red line. Luke S thinks, ‘What a f**king sh*t punishment.’

Sara goes to the diary room. ‘I feel fantastic, 100 times better. I wanted to go. If I’m not supposed to be in the final I’ll leave next week.’ She concludes that it’s great to be back in the house with everyone.

In the bathroom, Becky asks Ashleigh who she would choose to come out over Conor and Luke S. She replies, ‘That would be really hard, I couldn’t do that.’


In the White Room, Luke S and Conor are still being punished with chopping onions. Conor remarks, ‘It would be great if you and me were in the final.’

Sara has been talking politics for the past 37 minutes. The model says that she watches Question Time every single week and loves it. ‘I vote because women risk their lives for votes, I think it’s waste if you don’t. I agree on things from different parties.’ An inquisitive Deana asks her questions about how she makes her decision. Sara gets on the defensive, ‘I’m not arguing with you.’ Deana reacts, ‘I’m not arguing, it’s a discussion.’ The model snaps, ‘I don’t want to talk about politics, it’s the last thing I want to talk about.’

The beauty queen then reminds Sara that she’s been talking about politics for a long time. ‘If you are going to discuss something, you will be asked questions.’ Ashleigh agrees with Deana, and then the conversation ends.

In the White Room, the duo completes their punishment. Luke S moans, ‘My f**king hands stink!’


Conor and Luke S start amusing themselves by throwing the left over onions into the bin in their room.

Deana is reflecting on her argument with Sara. ‘I would feel embarrassed if I didn’t know all the facts and kept discussing it. I’m not holding back anymore, I’m going to say what I think. I can’t sit there listening to some cr*p.’ She continues, ‘If you don’t know the facts on something don’t keep going on about it.’ Adam and Luke A listen on.

Sara is reflecting on her argument with Deana. ‘Politics generally, I don’t know how to speak about them.’ Ashleigh says she doesn’t know enough to talk about politics and adds, ‘Maybe Deana was trying to catch you out?’ Sara agrees and says, ‘If I’m your friend, why ask me the same question 40 times?!’

Scott says he would never do that to Sara. The model concludes, ‘I would never do that to her, that’s why I’m upset.’
Back in the smoking area, Deana sums up, ‘At the end of the day soldiers, if you two weren’t in here I would be completely f**ked.’

Share your thoughts on Day 58 and tonight’s Bit On The Side in the comments below!

We currently have 47 reactions. Have your say »
  1. New white room twist!
    Big Brother will give one of the duo the chance to win half of the £100,000 prize money.

    But if they accept the deal, they’ll be evicted immediately.

    The other will take the free pass onto the final on August 13.

    If Conner is smart he’lltake the money and run!

  2. Big Brother has interfered with prize money so many times now its stupid. offereing half of the prize money to those two morons is totally uncalled for. The WHOLE PRIZE money should be won fairly and squarely by the person the people crown as their winner. IM FURIOUS!

  3. on 12:24am August 3 '12

    In other words B.B are worried that Connor is so hated he won’t win, so they’ll give him the 50k instead . If I was a contestant I would take :c5: to court for misrepresentation, they say that the winner will win 100k & then change it. Most unfair I hate these stupid twists that B.B are implementing just to accommodate that Irish racist pig.

    • Agree that the prize money is being miss handled the rest of the house mates should have a chance to be involved with any prize money tasks. This seems so unfair giving only two people (who stand no chance of winning) this chance and this task stinks

    • No level playing field for the soldiers from A -Z.

      Still do not understand why Adam excluded from the ethnically cleansed task room.

      H/M would not have a legal case due to the normal overriding clause in the contracts that BB can change the rules anytime wthout warning or reason. That clause even appears in the voting rules.

      Conthug the fitness trainer definately needed one of those white bra’s more than S.
      He did seem to be eyeing the 36DD i noticed. Guess he’s be able to afford plenty in all different shades with his £50k or :puke: S will be able to buy some more mirrors – all women wanna be with me and all men wanna be me…

  4. yeahyeahyeah on 12:39am August 3 '12

    So….basically you get the same thing as the winner, without actually winning???? Yeah, that’s a fraudulent farce if I ever saw one! :fubar:

  5. yeahyeahyeah on 12:43am August 3 '12

    Oh, and I just have to add…What the ACTUAL fuck?!?? :fubar:

  6. M4rty on 12:46am August 3 '12

    So are Big Brother going to refund the money i have wasted on votes to keep certain housemates in and give them the chance to win the advertised £100,000 prize money? What a complete farce this is becoming.

  7. yeahyeahyeah on 12:50am August 3 '12

    If I were in the UK, I’d be calling in to Ofcom, or who ever it is you call into. At least with last series, all the housemate got to decide amongst themselves who got the split part of the prize money. It wasn’t just handed to one of an arbitrarily selected few. How does that fly?

    And how can BB do this? I mean, I know it’s there show. But how’s about if another reality show like the Bachelor or something did something like that. Oh, just take the man’s favourite girl at the time and chuck her off the program? Don’t they have rules and regulations they have to follow within their own program.

    Yeah okay…change the name of the show to SCREW THE PUBLIC! WE DECIDE!

    What am I watching? :angry: :brokenheart:

  8. str-8-edge on 1:02am August 3 '12



  9. dragon on 1:11am August 3 '12

    BB knows you guys will make sure Conor doesn”t win, that is why he will now receive at least half of the prize money!!! Of course they will make sure he gets it. Letting Ashleigh who is the dumbest in the house to answer questions for Luke S, was a forgone conclusion that Connor would win that task.
    Just reading all the news, reactions etc as I cannot get the shows in USA. Thank goodness!!!!!

    • :handshake: Done deal for Conor the saddo racist. BB is finished & we’ve all been taken for mugs & I want my money returned because what with this ‘white room’ farce & those 2 louts doing frig all, why should 1 be allowed 50k & the option of exiting via the back door! (Luke S would surely opt 4 this route), anything 2 avoid Ashleighs’ vile mug. :crying: Never again should :c5: be allowed 2 have airtime with BB – a complete farce with allowances given for racist, threatning, vile & crude comments. Aside from the ‘questionable’ psychologists’ loitering in the wings (ought 2 be a few Lawyers thrown in for good measure) – this years’ show is on par with a random selection of down & out’s (scabs an all) thrown n2 a house for us the public be ‘entertained with…NOT! Adam, Luke A, Deana in the final least my money was not wasted voting for those 3 HM8s. I am willing 2 watch re-runs of Steptoe & Son/Love Thy Neighbour :giggle: Go away BB & desist from another attempt next year you are not worth the time/money :phone: :phone:

  10. Going the have to stop watching if an insider wins. Conor leaving with 1/2 the prize money just gets me sick.

  11. As an avid Big Brother fan since the beginning I am appalled by Big Brothers decision this year to let 1 out of 2 housemates leave with 50k in their pocket without the public being able to decide!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So after many votes cast to save every housemate other than Conor, Big Brother decided to let only Conor and Luke S take this task, this was not explained to Sara. They were told they would win ticket to the final not cash!!!!!! Ofcourse one would rather walk with 50k they are NOT goin to risk goin to the final with possibility of losing, even if they did win it would be 50k anyway! Adam was not up for nomination and should of been offered this task and the true intention of the task should have also been told to Scott! the public should have decided who entered the white room! and then between housemates who deserved to be offered the cash! You have now allowed a racist bully the chance to walk with 50k without the PUBLIC deciding!!!!!!!!!! if I was one of the remaining housemates that weren’t given chance I’d walk out the house with my integrity intact as clearly Big Brother has lost its integrity this year, complete disgrace!!!! I’d like a refund on all my votes as I was always saving someone with the intention of them possibly reaching a final to win 100k fair and square, not 50k after you let a bully walk out with the other 50k no questions asked!

  12. Flufferx on 3:46am August 3 '12

    So much for “you decide” huh? SHAME BB. It’s unreal how much disrespect you show to everyone voting and giving you their money. In Becky’s word DISGUSTING!

  13. Biddy on 7:21am August 3 '12

    It is absolutely disgusting that these two morons are in with a chance of taking home £50,000..They are both unpopular, neither has a cat in hells chance of winning,
    and BB are prepared to give them this money, what say has the public had in this, we who vote week in, week out…
    i for one will not put another penny into the pockets of channel5/BB…fixed from the word go…BB obviously support the vile rants of Conor, just hope Deana does something about it when she comes out !!
    :music: :music: :music:

  14. Of course BB wanted Conor to win for some reason I cant even begin to think of unless he is related to someone on BB. Will conor take the money and run….or is Conor so deluded that in his own tiny disgusting mind thinks that he really will win this. Who goes you decide….. what an absolute farce, the public has had no real say in anything this year, the vote to save is just a money making scam. This is the first BB ever that I havent watched every day, I can not stand to see the insiders faces any longer than I need to.

  15. boring been done before the lad who was into radios and morse code was it Eugene took half the money and left .

    • microsis on 8:38am August 3 '12
      MEMBER (2007 COMMENTS)

      Yes your right but the difference here is
      Eugene was popular and had a good chance to win ,he didn’t know this of course
      He had the choose to double the prize money or take the money which he did ,,, ,taking the money was his downfall and he losted out to Anthony

      Conor is a thug with no chance of winning and now he’s being rewarded either with a free pass to the final or £50 000 ,which he will take if Luke S let’s him

      Can’t even think about his smug face laughing with £50O00 tucked under his arm :angry: ,, :angry:

      :music: :music: :music:

    • Eugine was a decent bloke, Conor cant even be classed as a human being.

    • microsis on 10:45am August 3 '12
      MEMBER (2007 COMMENTS)

      oh dear ,,,,
      PS ,,,,Eugene had to return to the house and tell the remaining hms that he had taken half of their expected prize money
      They were far from happy and told him so ,making his last few days in the BB house quite awkward

      Who ever takes the £50 000 this time ,Conor or lukeS
      will not have to face or explain them selves to the remaining hms ( which I think would have been great to see )

      :music: :music: :music:

  16. jennyjuniper on 8:26am August 3 '12

    BB and channel 5′s message to the youth of Britain is loud and clear, If they want to win then they should be a lying, sexist, racist, talentless aggressive scumbag. I think it’s time to contact Ofcom and Schwartzkopf again, because there is no way that this is fair, or even legal?? Especially after Conor’s vile family started their hate campaign against Deana and Luke A. Now THAT I know is illegal. Hope Deana and Luke A’s family get the police involved.

  17. microsis on 8:59am August 3 '12

    Adam,Luke A Deana ,,did not hear conors horrific rant none of them was in the kitchen at that time

    I wonder if they would consider walking out if they knew what conor had said ,and was now being rewarded with a slap on the back and £ 50 000,,,which he will take and run if Luke s let’s him

    :music: :music: :music:

  18. microsis on 9:39am August 3 '12

    What if nobody takes the money LMAO silly me

    How are they going to decide who gets the free pass

    :music: :music: :music:

    • I reckon Luke S will try his hardest to get that money, because he definitely knows he’s not going to win, Connor is deluded and really thinks he’s got a chance of winning.

      Don’t understand why it’s 50k, what’s that about, 20k yes, but it’s unfair to the winner, in fact it’s a load of b……….ks.

      Hope there is another twist, this is stupid.

      Deana to win

  19. What makes it worse, is that those 2 in the room have done nothing in there to win anything, just hanging out in a room doing silly tasks they’ve been doing all series! Adam really should have had a chance to go in over Conor, he’s been up for eviction 4? times?

    I didn’t mind last year when they split the money up because they all had to agree on the split and it was discussed beforehand. This, however, is an absolutely disturbing way to go about it….

  20. Louiza on 10:10am August 3 '12

    What an absolute joke this series has been. If I was in the house, I would encourage the other remaining housemates to ALL walk out. How would BB deal with that?? Connor…… Yuk and Luke S have been given an unfair advantage to pocket the money or get a free pass to the final… WHY! If there is a chance of winning some of the prize money, all housemates should be given the opportunity to compete. Luke A, Deana or Adam to win. Although this twist has taken the shine off the final outcome. BB get some new staff for the next series and buck up your ideas, or viewers will switch off. I personally don’t like the white room. I have to wear sunglasses to look at the tv screen.
    Anyway all I can say this year is, thank God for the Olympics. Rant over….. xxx

  21. The winner has been robbed of 50k.

    It’s Bo…………………………………………………..ks.

    Bet Luke S and Connor decide to split the money, or one takes a bit more and lets the other go to the final!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :devil: :angry:

    Deana to win.

  22. jennyjuniper on 11:21am August 3 '12

    On last nights BOTS Emma was still trying to bad mouth Luke A by saying his BMI comment was a very personal one!! Is she for real. Hasn’t she been watching Becky saying she’d like to have a dick so she could piss on him, or the Mr and Mrs Comment?? and these are just two of the many that come to mind. Luckily the lovely Rusty Lee was on the panel, but even then when she had 90 seconds to talk, that airhead Narinda or whatever her name is kept interrupting, while Emma just laughed. It’s a disgrace from start to finish. Got to go now and complain to Ofcom. :phone:

    • Will do Jenny,,,,I am fuming…those videos were horrendous….I got them from tibb but i was reluctant to put them on here the other day…maybe i should have done, but they were sick and vile,,There were vile rants about Luke A and Scott on there too..Cannot believe these sort of people exist,,,,,it is beyond me…
      I will be complaining to ofcom too,,,it is about time they did something……

      :music: :music: :music:

      • You should have sent them to OFCOM and SChwarzkopf.

      • jennyjuniper on 4:41pm August 3 '12
        MEMBER (1179 COMMENTS)

        Hi Biddy, I’m not on Facebook myself, but apparently Luke A’s family and friends have a webpage for him, if so could you kindly suggest to them that it would be a good idea to get the police involved? I know it’s obvious to me, but they might not have seen those horrors that the McIntyre brood published. Thanks

  23. Becky called Luke A….. ‘A FREAK’….. if Luke A had called Becky…..’A FREAK’……. there would be uproar ‘How dare you call our Big Bubbly Becky a freak’ :crying: :bigsmile: :crying: :bigsmile: :crying: :bigsmile: :crying: :bigsmile: :crying: :bigsmile: :crying: :bigsmile: :crying: :bigsmile: :crying: :bigsmile:

  24. microsis on 11:45am August 3 '12

    I have just watched Conor’s disgusting rant on Dailymotion tag big brother
    Funny how you forget just how horrific it was ,,,,not just the words said but the body language and jesters he made when saying it

    In the diaryroom no remorse what so ever not once did he say sorry just that it was anger

    Now he’s being rewarded with a pat on the back and here’s £50 000. If you want it ,,, :angry: :angry:
    :music: :music: :music:

  25. Go to You Tube ‘Big Brother Swears’ for Conor.

  26. jackie on 12:03pm August 3 '12

    STOP the twist call 0208 612 7700 i did and got a rude man on phone must be a conor fan…. Its so unfair such a vile man like Conor can walk away with same prize as winner…. Think we should all ask for refund as this is so wrong ok rant over x Adam 2 Win


    this big brother show has become a complete farce and utterly rubbish!! give it back to ch4 becuase all these producers obviously have know idea how to run this show properly with complete respect for decent humans. maybe the producers were bullyed in school and like watching others get bullyed and spoke to like crap. you make sure becky hears what luke siad about her but you didnt let deana hear what conner siad about her wheres the fareness in that yr show is one sided and i cant believe the women in the show are letting this happen the women in bigbrother must have know respect for all other women. this is the worst bigbrother show ever and it would be hard to top how disgusting this how is within the law. conner should be arrested as soon as he leaves the house becuase if any one spoke to a women like that in front of a police officer they would be arrested on the spot. THIS IS THE WORST BIGBROTHER EVER WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  28. RIP BB

  29. brokenangel on 1:59pm August 3 '12

    If your stomach or blood pressure can take it – watch this, possibly our ” winner” or the runner up with 50 k.
    No need to win, can just take half anyway !

  30. Thanks for letting us see this again. Didn’t he seem sincere?……NOT! BB response was so lame it was embarrassing. No wonder he feels he can get away with anything.

  31. cazzerefc on 3:12pm August 3 '12

    i am totally disgusted but not surprised by this, they have wanted conor to win since day one, condoning all the racist vile comments about deana and adam lettind conor and caroline get away with it constantly, becky going on about luke a for his bmi quote, but never mentioned hiding hot dogs and chicken noodles under her bed. she should have been made to remove them as it encourages vermin, but you already have a irish rat in i said previous bb grow a pair and evict conor but he is a c5 favourite so no chance there. please go back to c4 where fair rules apply to all not a select few.

  32. I have been an avid viewer of BB since day one, why are Conor and Becky being allowed to behave in the manner they are doing and, getting away with it?
    Becky is a disgrace,and, Conor is a racist thug. I hope Deana sues him when she sees the filthy comments he made about her. They should not be getting the chance to walk out of there with fifty grand, Referring to Becky`s BMI was nothing compared to comments she has made about Luke A. What is BB thinking about this year. Get Becky out tonight!! and, Conor should have been evicted for his vile remarks.

  33. obvious that connor the rat has shown his true colours and numb lukes was taken in by his lies that he whanted to be in the final connor has lied a the way through Deena was right all along nasty boy not a man.

  34. now that mr nasty has gone the hole house will be less bitchy and the house mates will get on better without connors stiring up people to do his dirty work for him his presence was intimidating and has spoilt this years show as people were afraid to stand up to him after seeing the sort of treatment he gave to deena and any other female he was scared to do it to the likes of adam because adam would eat him for breakfast and i mean verbaly as connor can’t string a sentance together without most of what he says being swearwords.

  35. ashgollumley is as stupid as she looks and lukes is dying to tell her, and her mum and dad have done such a wonderful job rasing such a lossed legged foulmouthed harpee men must be queueing around the block to ask for her hand in marriage such a catch well done mr mrs hughes you must be proud you can keep her.

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