Vanessa is the second housemate to be evicted in tonight’s double eviction.

Vanessa, like Michelle got a good response from the crowd down at Elstree which is a refreshing change. She is being shown her best bits.

She received 31.3% of the total votes cast

Matt from bbspy will be happy after saying “I obviously want Vanessa out” at just after 9PM tonight. However, the question is; are you happy with who is left in the final?

In the Final:

• BB1′s Nick
• BB3′s Brian
• BB7′s Nikki
• CBB4′s Chantelle
• CBB4′s Preston
• BB4′s Victor
• CBB6′s Ulrika

Alec, and Total Big Brother would like to apologise for our lack of normal high quality Live Updates tonight. Not to worry, they will be with us for the final on Friday.

Michelle has become the first evictee in tonight’s double eviction.

Michelle left the house with her fellow Housemates singing “You’re gonna get married!” and she received a very warm reception from the crowd with not one single boo.

During her interview with Big Brother host, Davina McCall, Michelle commented saying that she was “ready to go”. It has become evident that the BB5 Michelle is not what we have seen during UBB with her commenting that she is a “changed woman”.

Michelle thinks that BB2 winner Brian Dowling will take the crown as ‘the ultimate housemate’.

She received 39.3% of the total votes cast.

Alec, and Total Big Brother would like to apologise for our lack of normal high quality Live Updates tonight. Not to worry, they will be with us for the final on Friday.

Moments ago Davina returned to the Big Brother house to drop in on the Ultimate Big Brother housemates for one last visit.

As she entered the house however she was collared by the Tree of Temptation and given a secret task.

“Oi Dave, it’s me the Tree, what on earth are you doing in here?”

“Guess what McCall I want you to do something for me. If you have a rummage in my drawers you will find letters from home for each of the housemates. You must get each Housemate on their own, tell them they’re your favourite Housemate, and then read them a letter from home”.

Oh, and you are not live on Channel 4 so you can swear as much as you like.

Davina replied: “That’s a f**king relief”

The tree signed off with “I love you”, at which point Davina shed a little tear and told the tree “Don’t be nice to me or I might cry”.

As she exited the bathroom the rest of the housemates saw Davina and ran over to greet her. She told the housemates to spice it up a bit as they were a bit boring.

Davina is currently taking housemates aside one by one to tell them they are her favourite and read them the letters from home. So far there has not been a dry eye in the house.

Tonight two unlucky housemates will be thrown out of the house and will miss their chance of being crowned the ‘Ultimate housemate.’ Vanessa,Nick and Michelle all face the public vote tonight, and two of them will go. Will Nick get the boot and end up leaving his is daily show ‘BBLBC’ all to Victor. Or will Michelle sing her way to the final with her infamous endition of ‘Pie Jesu.’ Or will it be Vanessa who entered the house as a Bride. Who goes? You decide!

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Voting closes in Wednesday’s show on Channel 4 at 9pm and two housemates will get the boot.

Victor and Nick were banned from the nest in the early hours of this morning after it was announced by Big Brother that the it was out of bounds.

After all the housemates had turned in for the night, the pair entered the nest for the nightly show ‘BBLBC.’ Before the daily show started they decided to look through the mirrors, which look into the camera runs. While doing this the pair briefly turned off their microphones in order to get Big Brother’s attention.

Not long after the pair entered the nest, Big Brother announced that the nest was ‘out of bounds.’ The pair ignored the comment made and Victor noted, ‘she sounds angry.’

Shortly after Nick was called to the Diary room, which caused Nick to speculate why he was the only one to be ordered to the diary room. ”Why not him? This is persecution!” he argued.

On Nick’s return from the Diary room he told Victor, ”Big Brother’s got PMT i think.”

Will this be the end of ‘BBLBC?’

SPOILER: This post contains highlights from Day 14 in the Ultimate Big Brother house. These highlights will be shown on tonight’s show at 9pm on Channel 4. We do advise you read no further if you want to watch the show.

Day 14
9.01am
Ulrika and Preston are in the kitchen.

Ulrika asks Preston if Chantelle is alright now. Preston tells Ulrika Chantelle is fine.

In the diary room Big Brother asks Chantelle what she will most about the house. Chantelle tells BB she will miss Preston the most.

“I’ve gotten used to being around him all the time. He’s the first person see in the morning . It’s almost like I’ve dipped back into my life when I was with him. Once the time comes that I leave or he leaves I’ll dip straight back out of it again and it’s not going to be there to dip into.”

She tells BB that she will find it hard to adjust after the show but wants to enjoy herself for now and deal with it after.

Ulrika tells Preston that she thinks Chantelle is unresolved in her head about their situation. “I think it’s more the fact that once it felt so invincible and positive and now to know how it ended,” replies PrestonUlrika tells Preston that she is heartbroken for them. Preston adds “once this is over we’ll sit down and have a proper talk.” Ulrika says “post mortem” the relationship and tells Preston that she thinks Chantelle cares for him a lot. Preston replies. “As do I her.”

10.23am
Some of the Housemates are in the kitchen.

Victor asks Nikki if she always puts full water bottle in the bin instead of emptying them out in the sink. Nikki tells him sometimes. Brian tells the housemates that he has never met anyone like Nikki. Vanessa replies saying she thinks that is great that Nikki is individual and not a “clone”. Nikki tells the housemate that she is unusual but not as unusual as Nick. Nick tells Nikki that she is far more unusual. Brian remarks that Nick is old and peculiar. Vanessa tells Nikki that Nick is the “living embodiment opposite of you”.

Michelle and Ulrika are in the bedroom. Yesterday Ulrika nominated Michelle.

Michelle tells Ulrika that being up for eviction it “feels like everybody hates you.” Ulrika tells her she mustn’t think like that telling her that he could have been only one person that nominated her. Michelle tells Ulrika that it had to have been more than one person. Michelle says she knows but it makes her think what she has done for people to nominate her. Ulrika tells Michelle that she is not going to pretend it doesn’t feel horrible to be up because she knows it does. Michelle tells Ulrika she is fine about being evicted it is just wondering who nominated her. She tells Ulrika that she was talking to Brian earlier and wondering if he nominated her. Ulrika tells Michelle that she shouldn’t try to work it out. But tells Michelle that she understands the not knowing makes you question everything.

12.16pm
Nick, Vanessa, Michelle and Nikki are in the garden. Vanessa has been questioning Nick about his school days.

Vanessa asks Nick if he was at school the same time as Prince Andrew was. Nick tells Vanessa that he was there the same time as Prince Edward and shared a house with him. He tells Vanessa that they had detectives in the house who wouldn’t talk to them and only cared about protecting Edward. Nick tells Vanessa that Edward was head of house and a nice guy that was quiet soft. Vanessa tells Nick that they know that because he was “too soft for the marines.”

The tree talks to Victor in the bathroom telling him that he has been watching him and he is very impressed.

In the living room Brian notices that Victor is talking to someone in the bathroom.

The tree tells Victor that he didn’t get one single nomination and sets Victor a task of getting the housemates to bitch about each other while recording it on a dictaphone. The tree tells him he has one hour and tells Victor to be subtle saying “Don’t let them see you are armed to harm.”.

Ulrika tells the Brian that they shouldn’t tell anyone else they have seen Victor talking to the tree.

Victor tells the housemates that he wants to play the game of what people dislike about each other. Chantelle tells Victor that she doesn’t want to play that game. Brian tells Victor there is no ne he would “be arsed to go heads to head with.” Victor tries to get other housemates to bitch about each other trying to make it obvious with the Dictaphone in his hand and a hat over it but no one takes the bait. Victor uses the upfront approach asking Nick to have a bitchy conversation and not think about why, but the housemates still don’t understand what he is trying to do.

“If someone comes up to you asking for a bitchy quote how much more obvious do you have to be than that?!

“Let me get the wrath now. Where is he? Give me some people with intelligence!”

Victor goes back to talk to the tree who tells Victor that he let him down “good and proper.” The tree tells Victor that he will face the full wrath of the tree. Victor tells the tree “I’m gonna make sure you get made into a batch of tooth picks.”

Victor goes back in the living room ranting at the housemates that they should have know and it was like “squeezing blood out of a stone.”

1.50pm
Nikki and Vanessa are in the Garden. Nikki is talking about her life after leaving Big Brother 7.

Nikki tells Vanessa that since BB7 people are really nice and she can’t believe it when people get excited when they see her.

Vanessa tells Nikki that looking at her now her illness and what she went through doesn’t seem real. Vanessa asks Nikki if she can pin out why her illness happened.

“I think you’re born with it to be honest. For someone to have it at the age of 8…” Nikki tells her that she was just a child on a “mission to starve herself to death.”

“If anyone tried to stop me I would fight them all the way.”

Nikki tells Vanessa that when she decided she was going to beat the illness it was the hardest thing because she had been institutionalised for most of her life coming out of hospital was really hard.

“I couldn’t socialise during lunch at college because I couldn’t eat in front of anyone else.”

Nikki tells Vanessa that coming on BB was a really positive step for her.

“anybody who’s had this illness to the extent that I have, I think it lives with you everyday of your life.” She tells Vanessa that she couldn’t fit into her jeans this morning and starts to cry. Vanessa hugs Nikki telling her they shouldn’t talk about it because she doesn’t want to upset her. Nikki tells Vanessa that she loves food and loves living and feels so lucky to still be alive. Vanessa and Nikki hug again. Vanessa tells Nikki that she is “so lovely”.

4.13pm
In the bedroom Vanessa and Chantelle are talking about Footballers.

Vanessa asks Chantelle “Do you think footballers have sort of like, because their opportunity to have sex with so many women is unlike anyone else. Do you think they have – it’s almost like – ridiculous to expect them to be faithful?”

Chantelle: “Yeah I think so”

Vanessa: “So when you heard about John Terry’s wife staying with him and Abby Clancy staying with Peter what’s-his-face. Do you think they’re crazy to do it?”

Chantelle: “I could never do it. Never in a million years, ‘cos I think you’ll always be ‘where is he? Is he with someone?’ and all that palaver. I don’t understand, know how they can do it. They must be just totally, completely in love with them and not feel they can be without them.”

In the Diary Room Big Brother tells Victor that he will has to wear a tree costume under further notice.

“I failed my task miserably like a pathetic buffoon but I wasn’t helped by my supporting cast! They’ve the combined intellect of a group of termites.”

Victor is in the Diary Room in his tree costume. BB tells Victor that the costume is only the beginning of the wrath he will be facing. Victor replies saying “whatever, the tree can kiss my arse.”

Victor walks into the kitchen in his tree costume. Ulrika tells him she “loving his body”. Brian tells him his hands look evil. Victor tells them that the tree is “f****** with the wrong person.”

6.06pm
Big Brother has gathered all the Housemates in the Living Room. Earlier today Victor failed his mission set by the Tree of Temptation. In order to redeem himself, Big Brother has provided an exotic array of world foods that Victor must sample. For this he will receive one point. If he then correctly identifies the origin of each one he will get another point.

Victor eats all the 9 foods and guess 6 of the 9 countries correctly scoring 15 points and passing the task. Among the foods are fish heads, chicken feet, and colon sausage. The housemates are told they are allowed to try the foods as well. The housemates go up to get a closer look. Brian tells them that he will try the colon sausage.

7.47pm
Ulrika, Nikki and Chantelle are in the Kitchen.

Chantelle ask Ulrika how her husband proposed to her. Ulrika tells them hat is was in Sweden over dinner. Ulrika asks Chantelle how Preston proposed to her.

Chantelle tells them “We were at home watching telly and talking about having children and the future and I said that when I had children I’d like to be married.” All the while not knowing that Preston had got his mother to send her engagement ring to him. She tells them that he then asked her and she said yes straight away.. Chantelle tells them that she gave the ring back to Preston because it belonged to his family.

8.45pm
Chantelle and Preston are in the Kitchen.

Preston asks Chantelle if she feels better today. Chantelle tells him yes and asks if he feel better. Preston tells her he feels weird about it being nearly over. Chantelle asks Preston what he is doing the weekend they get out and asks him to come and see the dogs on the Sunday. Preston tells her maybe, and says he doesn’t know what family and friends will be waiting for him when he gets out. Chantelle tells Preston that she can’t wait to see her mum because she has really missed her. Chantelle then asks Preston if he has missed her. Preston replies “yeah”.

9.37pm
All the housemates are in the kitchen enjoying a selection of world foods after Victor successfully completing today’s task.

Ulrika asks Nick why he lied about having a wife that died in a car crash. Nick tells the housemates that he saw the whole thing as a game show and he was in it to win it; Victor replies “here here”.

He tells the housemates that he thought it would be edited out because BB knew that he never had a wife. Nick tells the housemates it is the only part that he regrets but tells them housemate shave done a lot worse since and he never hurt or bullied anyone.

10.02pm
All the housemates are in the living room. Big Brother has provided housemates with a game of spin the bottle.

Ulrika and Nick are the first to kiss. Brian shouts out that Ulrika is using her tongue. Chantelle tells the housemates that she does not want to kiss anyone. Ulrika and Nick kiss again and Preston shouts out that they love each other. Preston and Michelle have to slow dance with Chantelle looking on unimpressed. Ulrika and Victor kiss for along time with Brian shouting “you can stop now” and Preston saying “someone throw cold water over them.” Preston French kisses a watch while Chantelle covers her eyes. Vanessa tells Preston that he is a good kisser. Nikki and Brian kiss even though Brian resists and Brian dry humps Vanessa.

11.10pm
Victor has been wearing his tree costume for nearly 7 hours. He tells the housemates he is taking his tree costume off and tells then if BB have a problem he wont get involved in any more tasks.

Victor tells Big Brother that he is not putting the costume back on saying he has done his bit with the costume and eating task. Victor tells BB that he is taking back “creative control” of his style. He goes right up to the camera telling BB “I’m not doing it!”

For today’s task the dance act stars Flawless will enter the House to help Housemates transform into the dance group Flawed and create their own synchronized dance routine.

Flawless will ask each Housemate to audition in the Large Task Room for the role of Lead Dancer. Flawless will then host a master class in the Large Task Room and a rehearsal session in the Living Room. To pass the task, Housemates must choreograph, practise and perform a dazzling routine with the help of Flawless.

Later in the evening Flawed will perform their routine in the Large Task Room where Flawless will then decide if Housemates have done enough to pass the task.

If Housemates pass, they receive a pampering hamper to help ease the muscles and get them looking flawless. Later in the evening Big Brother will play the premier of the Flawed routine in the Living Room.

We’ll bring you the news later today if the house has passed their task or not.

Victor has passed his ‘Tasteless task’ which was punishment for failing a Tree of Temptation task.

Yesterday, the Tree of Temptation gave Victor a secret task: to get his fellow housemates to say bitchy comments about each other and record it on a dictaphone.

Victor failed his secret mission after he exposed that he was on a task from the tree and was told by the gnarly chest of drawers he would definitely incur the wrath.

Big Brother delivered the wrath in the form of a tasting task and Victor also had to wear a tree outfit. For the tasting task, he had to sample a variety of unusual foods from around the globe and guess what they were and where they’re from.

Victor results are as follows:

He tasted all 9 foods and therefore scored 9 points for this section.

He correctly identified the origin of the fermented herring, fermented bean curd, 1000 year old egg, colon sausage, durian, bitter melon, scoring another 6 points.

He failed to identify the correct origin of the cow urine, civet coffee and chicken feet.

Therefore Victor scored 15 points and passed his task. Housemates will be rewarded with an exotic takeaway later this evening.

As Big Brother ends on friday its the best time to bet on Ultimate Big Brother.

Series two winner Brian Dowling is currently 4/11 favourite to win the title of Big Brother Ultimate housemate.

Chantelle Houghton, famous for winning Celebrity Big Brother when not a celebrity is 10/3 to win.

Nikki Grahame, who did not win a series is the favourite non winner at 8/1,

Bedsit entrants Michelle Bass and Victor Ebuwa are both 25/1 whilst Preston and Ulrika Jonsson are both 50/1.

Nominated housemates Vanessa Feltz and Nasty Nick Bateman are still in with a chance of winning at 66/1 and 100/1.

Who deserves to win?, Who is going to win?,Who are you going to be placing a bet on? Have your say in the usual comment box below.

Join us on wednesday night for eviction night live here on TBB when two housemates out of Nick, Michelle and Vanessa will be walking out of the Elstree compound empty handed.

Big Brother presenter Davina McCall was last night forced to apologise for making a comment about the latest evictee and Ultimate Big Brother contestant Nadia.

Fans of the show complained after the Big Brother presenter introduced  guest comedian Jarred Christmas onto Big Brother’s Big Mouth. She welcomed him by saying, ”He has the charm of Coolio and the warmth of Ulrika. And he has the boyish good looks of Nadia.”

The Big Brother 5 winner who was evicted on Friday to lots of boos, revealed yesterday that she felt suicidal after her recent appearance on Ultimate Big Brother.

Although it has been reported by the popular tabloid Daily star, that the presenter insisted that her comment made about the Big Brother contestant was made in jest and that she did not mean to offend anybody in any way. The 42 year old commented on how Nadia is one of her all time favourite housemates. She also said, ” if I have upset her or indeed anyone by the comment I made then I am horrified and offer my genuine apologies. I know when she came out of the house she was upset by the boos. She was true to herself in the house and I totally respect her.”

A spokesman from the show said that Channel 4 would keep a watchful eye over the BB5 winner in the next few weeks.

Michelle, Nick and Vanessa face eviction on Wednesday, when two of them will leave the Ultimate Big Brother house.

Earlier today, the housemates nominated for the last time this series. In a spin to the format, ‘roulette nominations’ took place in which a wheel decided how the housemates would nominate. The housemates got the following options:

- Brian: Draw noms
- Chantelle: Rap noms
- Michelle: Mime noms
- Nick: Dare noms
- Nikki: Mime noms
- Preston: Gargle noms
- Ulrika: Mime noms
- Vanessa: Gargle noms
- Victor: Rap noms

Michelle, Nick and Vanessa received the most nominations from their fellow housemates. A DOUBLE eviction will take place on Wednesday.

Who goes? You decide!

Today, housemates will once again nominate. But in tradition to Ultimate Big Brother things are slightly different…

Housemates are being called to the Diary Room one by one where there is a roulette with different categories including:

- Draw your noms
- Gargle your noms
- Impersonate your noms
- Mime your noms
- Normal noms
- Rap your noms
- Dare
- Nom in a box
- Opera your noms

With a spin of a wheel housemates must get creative in whichever way they have to nominate. Please see images attached of Brian kicking off proceedings by drawing his chosen two.

As it’s the final week, new housemate Vanessa is eligible to nominate and be nominated.

Who do you think will receive the most nominations today?

Following her eviction yesterday evening Nadia Almada is a ‘genuine suicide risk’, her friend and ex-housemate Marco reveals.

Publishing his thoughts on the DigitalSpy forums, Marco began by informing readers that Nadia “returned home to find her car egged and abusive letters through the door,” revealing that she is devastated “following last night’s eviction.”

Commenting on her arguments with Coolio, Marco revealed that the public was misled in regards to the dispute with Coolio, and that he “made deeply offensive, homophobic comments continuously to her and the other housemates regarding gender and sexuality for many days on end which were not broadcast.

Marco then told readers that we were made to believe that Coolio left the house following an argument with Nadia when he hid her shoes however “this was not the case.”

“Coolio was on his third and final warning from Big Brother about abusive and threatening behaviour,” he explained.

It was then disclosed that Nadia “feels her life is now ruined and the goodwill built from her earlier stay in the house has been destroyed,” a main reason Marco gives in conjunction with Nadia being a “genuine suicide risk.”

“I can only hope Nadia will forgive me for writing this on a public forum but there is no doubt in my mind that she is now at genuine suicide risk.”

Marco concluded his article with the threat of legal action and complaints to OFCOM the TV regulator, declaring: “The only further reproach will be legal action and complaints to OFCOM regarding flagrant unfair portrayal. I am asking Endemol to help Nadia Almada.”

Subsequent to her eviction on Friday Nadia was visibly saddened by the audience’s reaction however until a time in which Nadia wishes to reveal information about her mental health; we can only take this as a rumour.

SPOILER: This post contains highlights from Day 11 in the Ultimate Big Brother house. These highlights will be shown on tonight’s show at 9pm on Channel 4. We do advise you read no further if you want to watch the show.

Day 11
- Makosi and Nadia are evicted from the house
- Vanessa Feltz becomes a new housemate

9.32am
All of the Housemates are in the Bedroom. In Big Brother 7 Nikki became Big Brother’s PA. As part of this week’s retrospective shopping task, Big Brother has put a PA’s workstation in the Living Room for Nikki to write her weekly column

The housemates hear Nikki’s PA buzzer in the Bedroom, Nikki runs out moaning that she thought the task was over.

Nikki tells the housemates that she is not going to sit at the desk again all day. Chantelle tells Nikki to think of the task as fun. Nikki agrees saying she has got to do her column anyway.

9.42am
Nikki and Makosi are in the Bathroom. Nikki tells Makosi that she is not going to sit at the desk all day because she has too much stuff that she needs to do like pack.

Some of the housemates are in the Kitchen. “I’m starting today with a clean slate”, Ulrika tells Chantelle and Brian. Brian tells Ulrika that he thinks Nadia is good at doing that. Chantelle remarks that it isn’t a big deal as it is always easier to start a clean slate when you are not the person on the receiving end. Brian tells them that he thinks Nadia is tense about being up for eviction adding that he thinks he would be too as he has never been nominated before. Ulrika tells him that she is always up for nomination and Brian tells her that the public’s reaction can be different to the people in the house. He then jokes about winning and realising that he was “adored” and was “the nation’s sweetheart” when he won. He tells Chantelle and Ulrika that he is pretty unaffected by it and then shouts jokingly about not getting a cup of tea.

10.01am
Some of the housemates are in the Kitchen. Nikki sees Nick and Victor getting ready to fry bacon. “Oh no”, she says asking him he will grill the bacon so the smells doesn’t get on her hair and clothes. Victor tells Nikki to go to a different part of the house telling Nikki he will have his breakfast the way he likes it.

Makosi and Michelle are in the closet. Michelle asks Makosi about her hair weaves saying she can’t believe a man comes all the way from Nigeria to do her hair. Makosi tells Michelle that she gets him because he is the best and there is no point in paying out loads of money for hair to turn out badly. “To think I sit their for hours putting my own extensions in”, says Michelle.

Today Nikki will be PA to Big Brother 7 winner Pete Bennett. In order to pass her part of the shopping task she must complete all the jobs Pete sets her.

Pete buzzes through to Nikki. Nikki tells Pete that she knew he was coming because she saw his name on the intercom. Pete tells her he wanted it to be a surprise. Nikki asks Pete if she can finish brushing her teeth before her first task. Pete tells her that is fine.

10.53am
Nadia, Makosi and Michelle are in the Garden talking about Preston. “There’s nothing to him but I think he’s a fine boy”, says Makosi adding that she thinks he’s gorgeous.

Victor, Nick and Ulrika are in the Bathroom talking about Nadia. “It’s just a weird mix of people”, says Victor. He tells Ulrika that she is not weird. “Oh, you’ve made me feel so much better”, says Ulrika. Victor tells Ulrika she shouldn’t have even engaged in the argument with Nadia. Ulrika tells Victor that she has worked out Nadia shouts like a “banshee” to intimidate. Victor tells her that he is sure there will be a clash of the Titans between himself and Nadia at some point.

11.06am
Victor Nadia and Nick are in the Kitchen. Victor tells them that Nikki is doing his head in. He adds that Nikki is not as bad as he thought she was going to be but he finds himself having to have more conversations with her like the bacon incident.

Nikki asks Preston how she clocks in for work. Preston shows her. Pete then buzzes Nikki telling her that her task is to write her newspaper column and tells her that she has five hours to do so. “Brilliant”, says Nikki. “When can I have a break?” she asks. Pete tells Nikki that she can do whatever she wants. Nikki tells Pete that he is the best boss ever.

Nikki is typing her article when Pete buzzes her to tell her that she needs to separate 400 paper clips into colour order. Nikki complains while sorting the paper clips to herself saying that she wouldn’t have minded the task yesterday when she had nothing to do, and because it is sunny today.

Pete tells Nikki that she is “flagging” and Nikki tells Pete that she is tired and needs tea. Pete tells Nikki that only happy PA’s get tea.

While Nikki is typing Pete tells Nikki that he needs 100 pencils sharpened.

In the garden Victor tells the housemates that he hopes Nikki goes tonight. “I can’t live like this anymore”, he says.

12.59pm
Michelle is called to the Diary Room where she is told the details of her task. She must sing Pie Jesu in front of tonight’s eviction crowd alongside a choir. She leaves the Diary Room to tell the other housemates. “I can’t believe we guessed it right”, she says.

Ulrika tells Michelle that she will sound amazing with the choir. Michelle tells Ulrika that she doesn’t sound amazing that is the problem.

2.01pm
Michelle goes to the Task Room and meets the gospel choir who are singing Pie Jesu with her. One of the choristers tells Michelle that they are going to make the song “funkier” and more “soulful”.

Pete buzzes Nikki telling her to come to his office immediately. “It’s so lovely to see you”, says Nikki when she sees him. Pete tells Nikki that he has a job for her; writing a letter that he dictates. “Dear Nikki”, he starts. “You had a face like a slapped arse when asked to sharpen the pencils and sort out my paper clips”. Pete continues that her column was a, “magical, moving experience”. “You hired, baby”.

5.28pm
Nick, Victor and Preston are in the Garden talking about Big Brother contestants. On Keeley, Victor says, “I thoughts she was tasty. Fiery”. “I can’t really deal with fiery women”, says Preston. Preston tells Victor and Nick that he fancied the first Rachel from Big Brother 11.

Brian, Ulrika and Chantelle are in the Bedroom talking about Nadia. Brian tells Ulrika and Chantelle that he is not used to the tension that is in the house. “One of us will have to say – it can’t go on”, says Chantelle. “It needs to be a man”, says Ulrika. Brian tells them that he wouldn’t be worried to stand up to Nadia because it would not be personal, but he would not like to upset her. Ulrika comments that she is one person complaining about what other people are doing and nine people are getting upset and they have to stop her doing that.

5.56pm
The Housemates have been gathered on the sofas. Nadia reads out a laminate about the wedding task. Victor will be the Groom, Nadia will be Bridesmaid and Michelle will be the chorister. Ulrika asks who the bride will be. Brian tells her that they don’t know. Nikki tells the housemates that she hopes she gets to come to the wedding.

6.35pm
Nick and Victor are at the carousel talking about tonight’s eviction. “I have a feeling it’s Makosi”, says Nick.

Nadia is in the Diary Room talking to Big Brother about the eviction. “I’m anxious about it”, she says. “I hope Nick goes”. She adds that she also would like Ulrika to go.

10.05pm
All of the housemates have been gathered at the sofas for this weeks eviction. Makosi is announced as the second person to be evicted from the house. “Didn’t see that coming”, says Victor.

For the second eviction the crowd chants get Nadia out. Nadia is then evicted. “That’s the biggest shock I’ve ever had”, says Victor. Brian comments that you think you know the public’s opinion but all the housemates have changed over the years. Victor tells them that who ever argues goes and that is why he was evicted last time.

10.38pm
Michelle is called to leave the house to perform Pie Jesu in front of the crowds. The rest of the housemates are instructed to line up at the door. As Michelle sings new housemate Vanessa Feltz enters the house dressed as a bride. As she gets to the bottom of the stairs Victor lifts her veil and gives her a kiss. “It’s a pleasure and a privilege to be here”, she says. Vanessa tells the housemates that she is staying. Michelle returns to the house and they all applaud her.

Victor and Vanessa have their first dance as Bride and Groom to I am Your Lady by Jennifer Rush. Nikki cries saying she is so happy Vanessa is there. Preston and Chantelle are still dancing together when they realise everyone else has stopped. “Everyone stopped ten minutes ago. Embarrassing”, jokes Brian.

Ulrika tells Vanessa that she is glad that she is no longer the oldest person in the house. Vanessa tells her that is right. Victor makes a speech about his new bride and the housemates all toast together to the bride.

11.46pm
Victor has come to the Diary Room to talk to Big Brother. He says that Nadia was one of the heavy weights in the house and now she is gone no ones knows what is going on. He adds that he is surprised that Nick got cheers when even he booed him while sitting next to him. Victor tells Big Brother that he is “ecstatic” about Vanessa being his bride saying it a “marriage made in heaven.”

Ulrika shows Vanessa around the Bedroom. Ulrika shows her public hairs lying around. Vanessa reacts saying “oh gosh gosh”. Brian tells Vanessa it is only for a week and she can handle it.

12.42am
Nick, Nikki and Preston are at the Carousel. Preston tells Nick and Nikki that he forgets it is like a gauntlet until eviction night saying he got a good reception last time he was evicted and hopes he gets the same again. Nikki tells him he is nice to everyone so he will be fine. Preston is worried that he is too sensible but says he won’t get booed for being sensible.

Chantelle and Vanessa are in the Kitchen talking about Preston. “Are you able to not be angry?” asks Vanessa. Chantelle tells her there were never any hard feelings. “I’m concentrating on being happy right now and being around him”, she says. Chantelle tells Vanessa she didn’t realise she still had feelings for him before she came in the house. “He doesn’t love me anymore. Not like that”, she says.

1.24am
Brian asks Ulrika in the bedroom if she has any problems with Vanessa . Ulrika tells Brian that she doesn’t but Vanessa has wrote “stuff” about her in the past. Brian tells Ulrika she should enjoy her time in the house now she has survived the public vote. Ulrika tells Brian that she would really like to. Chantelle tells Ulrika that she is sure she will.

Vanessa is in the Diary Room talking to Big Brother. “It’s all been lovely so far”, she says. She tells Big Brother that Nikki was pleased to see her which is great but she is aware she that at any point she could embarrass her family. Vanessa talks about her gastric band and how she managed to stop eating the cake after three mouthfuls even though it was “utterly ravishing” and she wanted to eat it “face first”. Vanessa adds that she hopes she will have an enjoyable experience and that she is made of “sterner” stuff this time

For today’s task, housemates must attempt to remain silent whilst facing a variety of uncomfortable challenges, all set by Big Brother 9′s mischievous master, Rex.

Each housemate that manages to stay silent during their individual task will be invited to a very loud party later today, but any housemate who makes a noise will be left out cold and not allowed to attend.

The challenges are as follows:

Needle in a Nettle Stack: Brian must attempt to find a needle in a stack of nettles
Tickle’s Tickle: Michelle will be tickled by Jon Tickle from Big Brother 4
Sick Lick: Ulrika will eat a wasabi and lard ice cream
Cactus Catch: Vanessa and Chantelle will play catch with a cactus
The Wrestler: Preston will have various moves performed on him by a professional wrestler named Havoc
I’m So Cold: Nikki will put her arms through a black of ice and transfer dead sardines between 2 bowls
Hair Raising: Nick will crawl across 300 upturned hairbrushes
Shoot ‘em up: Victor will be fired at by a professional paintballer

How will the housemates get on? We’ll bring you the latest news later!